Erm.....I didn't mean that sort....
....you big poofs!
I had 15 (Homosexuals, not Waxwings) over a building site down near Watford. They flew over, calling, and continued SW and landed in a bush laden with berries. Piles must be a problem amongst homosexuals.
The first thing I heard when I parked the van up on the cockerney site was this:
"Don't take the lorry darn there, you won't geddit darn the mugga"
The mugga? All day I thought of the convoluted way that the cockerneys had derived "mugga" to mean "road". I was at a loss. I still am, and I've even yahoo'ed it (fuck you and your taxes Google). It's dialect-based terms like this that confuse the masses and exactly why every Chinese person who has ever got into a taxi has always ended up in Harrow.
But anyway, have a look at this amazing graphical summing up of years of research about the evolution of all genus in the bird world. Jimmy the Jew, a gangster I know, used to train and research at Sheffield Uni and Sheffield Uni is where this research has been done it at Sheffield Uni and they've done it and sorted. The previous was my greatest EVER sentence.
Anyway, have a look:
CLICK here you maggot farmers
Hey, that's my fuckin Grifter you fuckin fuck,
I'm Jimmy the fukin Jew