What in god's name has gone on? I've read last nights efforts and it seems that some fucker has highlighted certain words as advertising links! How do they do that? Not sure what's going on. Are they allowed to do that? Anyway if you think I've sold out and 'monetised' the site then I haven't. Although do feel free to visit any of the
After my post on directions re the Thayer's Gull, things changed quite quickly and the "white tanker" field had suddenly become viewable from a (maybe not so) public track. Farmer Palmer did actually come up thar in that thar tracurr and never shouted get arf ma land so perhaps it was public after all? Obtained much better views than the previous seventeen visits so it was as brilliant as it gets. Or maybe it was just a deep shitty brown thing that was in a shitty field, walking in shit and eating...........shit. Thayer's Gulls sleep and eat in shit. That's a filthy animal.
And now all you bird fanciers, have a look at my anti bird shit deterrent. Maybe that's a double negative. A bird shit anti-deterrent would attract bird shit wouldn't it? Oh I don't know.
Anyway, here's my new device to stop filthy pigeons SHITTING on your car. It will also work for filthy bastard Thayer's Gulls with their filthy shitty habits.
Hilarious Q. Yawn.
In the news this week was Simon Cowell's admission of an affair with Danni Minogue. I loved his comments. When asked what attracted him to her he said "It was the sexy clothes and tits" hahaha how crass can you be about Kylie's baby sister? It's sounds like something I'd say on here. He might as well of said "Well, you know, it was her terrific sexy clothes and hairy arsehole that did it for me."
I've got some great Man U updates for you but that will have to wait for another day cos yesterday I got the craziest of all house ticks. Peregrine! Over Hessle! My first over Hessle ever yet they used to be seen now and again on the Humber Bridge. It was high and being harassed by a couple of gulls from the Herring taxa. I looked up to look at the expected Sparrowhawk circling but the wing shape, you know that Peregrine wing shape? Well it had that wing shape. Earlier in the day 3 Canadian Gooses goosed past the house going west. Cool and the gang.
'What' ain't no country I ever heard of.