Extreme sarcasm is very often used on here, mind.
I think you're getting the picture as to how this webs(h)ite was spawned, with me sat almost house-bound in front of a PC and a TV all day.
Hang on, there's a joke in there somewhere.........
"Before I went to hospital, I asked the missus to sort me out a TV and a PC for my rehabilitation. I came home and there was Lily Savage and Dixon of Dock Green in the front room".
Woe is me.
And we got beat 3-0.
Pweeeeeeeep! Go over there.