Dear Q@Spurn
Everything seems to cost more these days. Have you seen the price of Corned Beef for instance? Not that I’d buy it as Dave and I don’t really like it, so the price can go up as much as it wants. Innit.
V Beckham
Miami
Dear Q@Spurn
Can any of your readers help me? I’ve crashed into a ditch, pissed up, so I need winching out without any cunt knowing and drawing attention to the incident.
Cheers.
M Keynes
Beds
Dear Q@Spurn
In answer to Mr M Keynes (above), if you have a small crane nearby you could possibly attach the chains to one side of the vehicle in order to pull it out. If you haven’t got a small crane nearby, I’m struggling to help you any further to be honest.
P Vale
West Midlands.
Dear Q@Spurn
Most people think I’m famous for Die Hard, Die Hard 2, and Moonlighting, but what most people don’t know is I’m actually more famous for being the actual “Bruce” that Jeff Lynnes Electric Light Organisation sang about on their hit record “Don’t Bring me Down”.
Regards
B Willis
Shropshire
Dear Q@Spurn
The stuffing in mainstream “Carvery” pubs is, frankly, not very good. Have any other readers noticed this? Also, whilst I’m finally being published after years of trying, I only own two pairs of shoes, one brown, one black. But these aren’t interchangeable, I wear the brown ones together.
Then the black ones together.
But what about the stuffing? That was my main point but now you’re more concerned about me mixing my shoes up.
Which wasn’t my point.
I look forward to hearing from you,
Johnny “Tits” Blanchard.
Kent
Dear Q@Spurn
I’m in Bedfordshire at the minute, but I live in Bucks. Could Mr M Keynes be more specific as to where he’s crashed his car? Bedfordshire is quite big. Not that big, But when you’re frantically searching for an imaginary accident it helps to narrow it down a bit like.
Reg Dwight
Bucks
Dear Q@Spurn
Honestly. I’ve just read a draft that was saved, I really don’t remember when. So I read it and thought what shite do I write, but then I thought I’ll post it anyway to show all THREE of you what really goes on in my tiny mind.
But now I’ve read it again, I might add some more made up questions and post it as a proper post.
Dear Q@Spurn
Somewhere in the distance, hidden out of view, suspended in the atmosphere.
It’s a mystery.
T Wilcox
Pissflaps
Dear Q@Spurn
In answer to Mr B Williss post regarding being more famous for something else other than what the proletariat believe you to be famous for, I can’t beat that to be honest.
E Murphy.
L.A.
Dear Q@Spurn
I was the voice to Buck Roger’s Bidi bidi bidi character, but I’m more famous as a raving nutcase now.
Alan.
Stoke.
Dear Q@Spurn
Have any other readers plants and flowers in their garden? I know I have! What on earth do I do with them? I don’t really like them, nor did I plant them.
Brenda, 47
Address withheld
Dear Q@Spurn
Although I’m a famous actor, I’m actually more famous for being the actual Ray that some band sang about being Seriously worried About Ray.
R Reardon
Sisssssledon.
Dear Q@Spurn
I think you’ve got the last post mixed up with this one. Mr R Reardon was a snooker player, not an actor.
R Winston.
Dear Q@Spurn
I’m glad Mr M Keynes was winched out the ditch in the end. But, bloody hell, it was bit of a racket. Couldn’t hear myself think.
Sarah Monstrosity
Beds.
