Reader: "This post hasn't started very well".
I realise that it's not the most interesting of entries yet but it may get better, stick with it.
Notice how I wrote "Reader" as in singular, not "readers" because there is only one of you.
I'm not bothered.
So there I was on the phone looking out of the window when a Woodcock flew up the middle of the road, about 2 metres off the ground, looking very out of place. Crazy.
Easy this one.
And this one
Now here's one where the answer is not Woodcock,
so it's a bit harder.......
There's a prize if anyone gets it......
Now that is DEFINATELY funny.
It's true, I really need something to write about.
Suppose I should go birding but I'm too busy.
I'm still bored, but probably not as bored as you after reading that.
Soon be Christmas.