I'd bought a sandwich. A girl nearby was looking hungry, so I decided to give her a bit. I took my meat out and popped it into her mouth. She chewed on it. She chewed it a bit more, not too hard though until she couldn't chew it any more and just swallowed the fat. In the area were a couple of dykes, and with it raining, their crevices were very wet and overflowing. The sides of the dyke's wet valleys were surrounded with bush which looked very interesting to me. I decided to have a delve into the dykes bushes and give them a good pounding. If I'd have waded straight in I would have to go through the wettest parts first, so I decided to leave these parts 'til last and entered from the rear, taking them from behind. I moved over the contours of the dykes mounds and soon found myself moving lower, I peered at the lovely looking moist area in front of me. A Reed Warbler was the only thing of note and how did Julian Clary make a full career out of shit double-entendre?
Goring/Ferring, 14th December 2017
10 hours ago