You heartless bastards

After nearly 200 hits after the Save the Bulbul campaign, the votes are in! And with an overwelming majority of 1 vote to nil in favour of letting the fucker fry, the fucker has...indeed...fried. Big Neilo, who was 6 foot 4, 17 stone and black before he got badly, said that his father in law shouted 'Aloy!' has he devoured the poor baby marinated deep fried bald baby Bulbul whilst watching ferang football and drinking beer Chang. Big Neilo, who was 6 foot 4, 17 stone and black, actually knows the anti hero that is No Neck Ted off Benedict. No Neck Ted off Benedict was THE mother fucker NOT to fuck with back in our day. Where we lived, in Hessle, No Neck Ted off Benedict was almost like the Kaiser Souse of our time, a mythical arch villain, from the neighbouring estate which the Hessle boys had much trouble with, Boothferry Estate, also known as Corned beef Island. Big Neilo, who was 6 foot 4, 17 stone and black before he got badly once told one of the Hessle boys that No Neck Ted was after him. Due to an amphetamene problem the person in question has never been the same again. Some say he's Hungarian, and came home one day from his 6 to 2 shift at Bird's Eye to find his son tied up, his wife raped and to show what real will is, he shot his wife and kids and some of the Hungarians then killed their families, their friends, friends of their families, burnt their homes to the ground. He let one of them live to tell the world of No Neck Ted. No Neck Ted, some say got the name due to having no neck and being called Edward. He did business from deep in the stronghold of Boothferry Estate, Benedict Road. Here he sold, they say, pink champagne, fake Adidas Colorado's and sold steel to Iraq for nuclear reactors, a very profitable venture I'm sure you'll agree gentlemen. No Neck Ted is the mythical Anti Hero that keeps this town in check even though no one has ever seen him. No one needs to. Big Neilo who was 6 foot 4, 17 stone and black before he got badly reckons that if No Neck Ted ever raises his head, you'll never see or hear of him again. And like that, pffft...

He's gone...





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