Diary of a Twig.

Due to the new found fame of the Bolton Abbey twig, it's schedule has changed drastically with public appearances filling its diary instead of being shat on by ultra rare Buntings.
Q@Spurn takes a look at where the Twig has been found since becoming an overnight celebrity:

Movie Premieres with top gash

Weddings

Topical News Shows with former Arsenal footballer Paul Merson

Taken from this week's guest publication "Twigs and You"

...and hospital visits.

The drunker I get, the more immature a become.
Which I suppose is a common trait.




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