A Bluethroat was seen in the morning. But not since. Bah.
Back home to watch the Champions League final with the Special One. No, no! Not the missus, you herberts, I havnee gan arl saft an' that pet. Why the futting ell have Ah gan arl Geardie like?
No, I meant Jose Mourinho.
"We won.... Two to nil.... Zis eez what I expect... I win... Zat eez what I do... Tactically, I was right. Again... Zat eez because I have ze biggest brain... Out of everybody" said Jose in typical prose.
Eet eez here. My brain. I have zee biggest.
Out of everybody.
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