KC blog II

Over to Eddie who sits next to me for this week's KC Stadium Watch:


"Now then.  Fulham at home.  3:03-4:50pm
Pretty quiet today really.  Wind: not much.  Direction: don't know.
3 Pigeons, 2 of which decided to briefly land on the pitch.  There was no players near them cos they were all chasing the ball around in a primary school playground fashion.
5 Seagulls.
2 Crows.
No Heron.  We saw one last season.
Also not seen today: kick-off, which we never see due to staying in pub too late and then we have to make everyone stand up in our row to get to our seats and they all tut.
I would like to point out that I've seen a California Condor and Q hasn't.
Also, Q asked me to add some gratuitous swearing, to fit in with the style of the blog, so the Condor was fucking massive and had a big cock.
Is that alright for you, Q?
Q?  Are you there?
Q?"


Yes, I'm here, Ed.
What score was it today, Ed?

"We won 2-0".

Not bad.

"Look at the size of that thing!

It's caught a fucking cow....

...by it's head!"

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