2 Feral Pigeons
2 Carrion Crows, perched on floodlight in the North/East corner
3 Herring Gull
1 Bastard Bendtner, spotted in our box in the last minute of the game kicking the ball into our net. Shit.
Last year, me and Eddie (Eddie and I) watched a Grey Heron being mobbed by 3 Crows! Which was infinitely better than the game. Join us again in two weeks time for more KC Sightings - live from the KC Stadium!
"Can't wait, I wish you'd get well again so you can report from proper locations like Spurn, you boring twat".
Hey, I heard that.
Arsenal!
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