Went out of the house today!! Brilliant! Went to a local pub to watch City away at West Ham. Got picked up at my door and dropped at the pub door, so no walking. Well, a bit. Fuck me; I forgot how cold it was out here. Now I' not one for feeling the cold, but after so long sat in a warm house you sort of forget it's still Winter! On the way in the car came a shot of year tick adrenalin direct into the veins of the year list. We stopped at a cheeky T-junction and in a cheeky garden was a cheeky little Coal Tit! What a bonus!
Extreme sarcasm is very often used on here, mind.
I think you're getting the picture as to how this webs(h)ite was spawned, with me sat almost house-bound in front of a PC and a TV all day.
Hang on, there's a joke in there somewhere.........
Erm........
Right then.
"Before I went to hospital, I asked the missus to sort me out a TV and a PC for my rehabilitation. I came home and there was Lily Savage and Dixon of Dock Green in the front room".
Woe is me.
And we got beat 3-0.
Pweeeeeeeep! Go over there.
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