Spurn

The morning started as normal. Small child awoke and shouted "Daddy........Mummy..........Daddy.........." so we all got up and watched the very educational Spongebob Squarepants who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Small child was taken, by van, to Grandparents for the day and I went off to do a few jobs then went to Spurn for a few hours. There was a Serin kicking about but I didn't see it.

(reader: why the fuck did we have to go through all that just to be told that you saw fuck all. What a fucking Nobhead).


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