I was near Benedict the other day as I was visiting all the very local sites that have ever held Waxwings. I could've popped a mile or two down the road and seen the flocks at Asda and St Stephens but that's just not what I wanted to do. So there. I was rewarded with a flyover flock of c.10 SW over First Lane, not quite heading to join the flock at Sainsbury's but I presumed they'd end up there, then, not so local at all, I had another 5 going south from the car over South Ferriby on the way back from a Long Billed Dow that's been at Alkborough Flats for fourteen years.
Whoever took this photo, can I borrow it to put on my blog?
Thanks in anticipation.
If you think it may be yours, just contact me and I will gladly
delete it and add someone elses stolen from Google images.
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March will be a good month as the one and only iggy fuckin pop is coming to perth, and not for a car insurance ad. He's even bringing the stooges. To quote tommy from trainspotting, 'what was i gonnae de? it's fuckin iggy pop man'
ReplyDeleteAlso southbound festival has bombay bicycle club and two door cinema club on the same day. My two new favourite bands. Cosmic.
i am right bastard.
ReplyDeleteHello Toby, and thanks for your invaluable input, "i am right bastard" was particularly enlightening! I've got a photo of Ed outside the actual Bombay Bicycle Club in Soho. On that very same night we saw George Michael walking down the street! What a great story.
ReplyDeleteArseholes!
ReplyDeleteThis is my only line.
ReplyDeleteNot really - I am testing out the new comments facility. It asked me to prove I am not a robot! Is this Terminator 2 or something?
Anyway, Dear QatSpurn: when oh when oh when do you think that there will be any research into a complete evolutionary tree of all living birds? It's making my life a misery just wondering when this might happen.
If you can help in any way I will do you a C90 cassette of rare Wolfsbane B sides - but I wouldn't lend you my albums in case you scratched them.
yours - "Anonymous of South Yorks"
Well, anonymous of Sheffield, this very thing has been my life's work and is almost complete, in fact I was thinking of posting it tonight. Watch this space!
ReplyDeleteetc.
A Honda C90?
As for you "anonymous", you're just vulgar using that sort of gutter language.
ReplyDeletearsehole bastard.
ReplyDeleteThis always happens when you enable comments, Q. I myself have had to disable ALL comments on my blogs as everyone always gives me grief. They are arseholes. They think it's their RIGHT to see a bird. They don't even give a fuck about TURTLE DOVES.
ReplyDelete...and TREE SPARROWS.
ReplyDeleteOkay. Do you live in Buckenhamshire? If so, you obviously disagreed with the Badger cull, so what happens now that badgers are responsible for the "Western Hedgehog" decline?
ReplyDeleteWestern Hedgehog is just a name I've made up to make me appear clever. The voting in X-Factor was atrocious. Why do arseholes vote for arseholes? They don't even give a fuck about TURTLE DOVES or WESTERN HEDGEHOGS. arseholes.
ReplyDeleteSo, now that NORTHERN ALBEITANUS (COMMON) BADGER is now implied with the decline of WESTERN HEDGEHOG (baroli) do you now support the cull? And what about the current affairs issue in the Gaza strip? Without you, we'll have to watch the fucking news!
ReplyDeleteAre you taking the piss out of me? I get no respect. It's a shit job. These arseholes think they've got the RIGHT to see birds. Fucking TENGMALMS OWL, stick that one up your gaza strip.
ReplyDeleteMy favourite track was Careless Whisper. I'll quote a fdew lyrics if that's okay.
As the music dies, something in your eyes,
Calls to mind a silver screen, dark is the coldest eyes,
I'm never gonna dance again, Guilty feed has got no rythym
and it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool.
cheers.
Any more news on the Gaza strip situation? Your lyrics mean nothing to me without the true meaning of the Gaza strip situation. And I do give a fuck about TURTLE DOVES.
ReplyDeleteI've been told that several missiles have been launched from outside the Western Palerctic and are tickable over western Israel as soon as they enter the airspace. You don't even give a fuck about EURASIAN TREE SPARROWS or WESTERN HEDGEHOGS. Time to go for the jugular.
ReplyDeleteAny chance of shagging your lass up the (EURASIAN) COUNCIL GRITTER?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't I get any respect? This is exactly why I suppressed the NORTHERN EURASIAN TENGMALM'S OWL from the arseholes. YOU are an arsehole.
ReplyDeleteNo need for that attitude really. You appear to be upset. Please calm down before posting anything else. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteFuck off. I'll tell Baggers. I'll tell fucking baggers. Just you fucking watch. Fucking Baggers is sound. Now you fuck off and leave poor Baggers alone. Fuck off.
ReplyDeleteThink I hit a nerve there.....
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